Orang yang pipinya kena tampar dan terluka hatinya, mencuba berenang namun nyaris tenggelam, dan berhasil diselamatkan oleh sahabatnya. Mereka terus berjalan, sampai menemukan sebuah oasis, dimana mereka memutuskan untuk mandi. Orang yang kena tampar, merasa sakit hati, tapi dengan tanpa berkata-kata, dia menulis di atas pasir : HARI INI, SAHABAT TERBAIKKU MENAMPAR PIPIKU. Ditengah perjalanan, mereka bertengkar, dan salah seorang menampar temannya. Ini sebuah kisah tentang dua orang sahabat karib yang sedang berjalan melintasi gurun pasir. Me: "What do you do with dead people on your planet?" Me: "Nilai Memorial Park Cemetery (North South Highway and plot number given.)
Me: "'Would you like her new billing address?" the late fees and charges do still apply."
don't really think she will care."ĬitiBank: "Well. if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. )ĬitiBank: "Our system just isn't setup for death"ĬitiBank: "I don't know what more I can do to help." )ĬitiBank: "Could you fax us a certificate of death?" Me: "No, I'm her great nephew." (Lawyer info given. Me: "You mean you want to collect from her estate?"ĬitiBank: ".(stammer)". Me: ''I'm calling to tell you, she died in January." the part about her being dead?"ĬitiBank: "Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor!" (Supervisor gets on the phone) Me: "Did you just get what I was telling you. Me: "Do you think God will be mad at her?" Me: "So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?"ĬitiBank: "Either report her account to the frauds division, or report her to the credit bureau maybe both!" Me: "Maybe, you should turn it over to collections"ĬitiBank: "Since it is 2 months past due, it already has been." Me: "I am calling to tell you that she died in January."ĬitiBank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply." now it was somewhere around $60.00 I placed the following phone call to CitiBank: Citi Bank billed her for February and March for their monthly service charge on her credit card, and then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. This is easy to see happening, customer service being what it is. Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is too funny! It takes all kinds to make the world go round.
Just a reminder to keeep paying your bills. Terlajak perahu boleh di undur tercelupar mulut padah binasa. Moral ceritanya: Berhati hati bila bercakap. Mamak pun berkata: "Citt apa ra.itu Bangla sama satu kapal mari satu negeri. "Apahal ni mamak u, marah-marah sama itu Bangla"" si bangla tu pun terkedu berlalu pergi setelah bayar. aku yang secara kebetulan ada kat situ pun terkejut gak. Sepontan maka bertempik le si mamak tu marah marah kat mat Bangla tu. Secara serentak si mat Bangla ni habis /selesai makan mak dia pun opanggil le si mamak tu untuk kira berapa harga makanannya. Waktu adayang lepas makan ada le seorang pelanggan yang dah habis makan maka berkata le dia.: cukup hebat dressing nya Baju warna Pink color dan seluar warna Puteh. Maka aku pun oerder le makanan seperti biasa dan ada jugak beberapa orang pelanggan, secara kebetulan ada le seorang Mat Bangla ni pun tumpang sekaki minum dan makan roti canai di gerai mamak ni. Korang pun tentu ada yang kalau tak kena teh tarik atau roti canai digerai mereka memang tak sah betoii takk?ĭi kisahkan ada le suatu hari aku pi pekena roti canai disebuah gerai mamak di kotaraya tu. Nak di ceritakan tentang Mamak dan Bangla le pulak, sebab banyak gak kisah mereka yang boleh di artikelkan.